Help us! Take me to Barney's I'm late for an intervention. "If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes." 4 Snake. (to Gloria) Hey, baby. I was just getting warmed up... Just think how fast we would go if my siren worked? I need some butter brickle to take the edge off. Looks like at the end of the road for Apu. Thank you Mrs. Simpson! The happiest places in the world! BURP!!! Homer Simpson: You'll remember my name when we're finished here, Burns! Groundskeeper Willie: (proceeds to hit Mr.Burns' 20 newspaper stands) You won't get away with this, Burns! Can you take me to the Police Academy, I manage my poison confidence will make a good officer. Uh, can you take me to the krusty burger. MU-HAI! (laughs creepingly). 1 Background 2 Quotes 3 Trivia 4 Gallery As the main villain of LEGO Dimensions, Lord Vortech plans to dominate the LEGO multiverse by using the Foundation Elements at Foundation Prime, the center of the multiverse. Steal any of my passengers and you'll pay for it my friend! Pah, climb aboard Burns Transit my low-functioning friend, and leave to driving to us. I did a bad thing! (. Could you take me to the Canine College? What's the big idea? Hey no fair! How can I be of law-abiding service? Whoa, a ride I promise I'll try my best not to throw up. Adelante!! (laughs). 4 months ago Lil fangirl . Thank you! Ice Cream Shop please! (eats a doughnut). (Trunk closes) Hey, it isn't mine, I swear. I've seen tree sloths move faster than that piece of rubbish! How do you plead? Chief Wiggum is around. Dr. Nick Riviera: Hi everybody! I've got some new books about thinking about burn it? Nothing like hell did the media i was say? ThetrueMrX1985 Jul 25, 2020. Now, I'm lucky if I g... Hand over your wallet. I sold my driver's lisence for a box of wine. You're going the wrong way! Reverend Lovejoy: (Drives in as the book, Little Women, flies out ofthe Book Burning Mobile and hits the camera) Come and ride in theLord's chariot. I believe that's all in order.Snake: Wow, I can't believe that worked! To the donut shop, please, and keep the wisecracks to yourself. So happy to be on the road with the driving, steering, and cellphone-related mishaps. When the doctor said i didn't have worms anymore. Hello there please take me to the Courthouse! No problem, dude. I'm just going to sit here for a while! To the Arcade please! Abraham Simpson: (Rams shriner car into a fire hydrant) Buh, Buh, buh, lookwhere you're goin' ya idiot! Home, please! Would you hurry up, I'm going to be tardy! I got to pick up me bagpipes. I have brought shame to my family and my store. (evil laugh). Uh, what do I have to do to make you people happy? Time to bring home the bacon - me, that is. He graduated first in his class of seven million at 'Caltech' — Calcutta Technical Institute — going on to earn his doctorate at the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.). Can you take me home? ... and ICE!!! My Brother and I Love Your Show! (stealing the trampoline) Alright! Gotta watch our new Mad Cow Burger. In return, I will give you the key to the city. Can you take me Rev. Wha-what you looking at? Don't make Willie angry. "; Corrupt Politician: A massively over-the-top example.In fact, the mayoral motto is Corruptus in Extremis (and the eagle clutches a wad of cash and a martini glass). Don't be frightened by my appearence. I'm looking for Betty and Veronica! Hello There Krusty. (Rancho Relaxo please. Chief Wiggum, hehe. Hey thanks for helping out a clown in need. (laughs evily). Civilians are afraid of us and other cops just remind of us things we want to forget. Please take me to the grocery store, their low prices make me laugh. Cops don't have a lot of friends. I need to see ta tas handsome na nas. This garbage is full of great dope! You're only prolonging the inevitable, my friend. © 2021 TV Fanatic While adorable, it is secretly programmed to eliminate toys made from rival companies. Paint thinner should hold them until I get back with some fresh kegs. Thanks, stop by my clinic for a free nose job. Now i am see everything! Ah, geez, I was just gonna get good at this. ), Adelante!! Thieves stole my police car. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. When I eat paste, my lips get stuck. Radio active man signing autographs. What's a clown gotta do to get ahead these days? Get outof here. Chief Wiggum! KJAZZ radio! (chuckles). Auch, someone pick Willie up for crying out loud. Snake's various catchphrases Chester "Snake" Turley, or Snake Jailbird, Albert Knickerbocker Aloysius Snake, also known as Professor Jailbird and Detention Bird, is a recidivist criminal, always getting arrested, but rarely being kept locked up for long. He is partial to fast cars and fast women, and has a knack for reckless abandon. Wiggum style! Sorry about tha stink. Always you keep an eye on the competition! You've always gotta keep one eye on the competition! In " … Burns: Excellent! Blast! Like “You can't help it but you were born without a heart. Can complain those kids get dumber every year. Oh, hi Midge! Marge: Hi Reverend I sure could use some divine intervention here. Can I go home, the leprechaun tells me to burn things. How was the Kwik-E-Mart game? Good lord it's HOMER SIMPSON?! You simpering fool! That was the best ride ever. Chief Wiggum: Help! Krusty! You need to drive faster to expect to make any money. ; Catchphrase: "Vote Quimby! Hmph, That trip was slower than a monster Ballad! Clever. Don't ask any questions! Get that wretched automobile OFF THE ROAD!! You wouldn't like Willie when he's angry. The Simpsons: Hit & Run is a Grand Theft Auto clone action-adventure video game developed by Radical Entertainment and published by Vivendi Universal Games, for GameCube, PlayStation 2, Xbox and Microsoft Windows. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (Drives in on two side wheels) Driving this car is more dangerousthan the night shift at the Kwik-E-Mart. If you hear the word “Bye” in a Californian dude drawl, chances are you have just been robbed by Springfield’s resident thief Snake Jailbird. — Terry Pratchett, in Lords and Ladies (1992) Tags: thing, words, meaning, can, twist, snake, you, want, find Marge becomes worried when Lisa starts dating a competitive eater-in-training, while Bart receives gifts from Snake Jailbird for helping him out. Rancho Relaxo por favor. There's nothing live by burritos alone! (Bart is playing video games when Homer steps in front of the TV)Bart Simpson: Dad!Homer Simpson: Quit playing those stupid video games, boy! Oh! Heh heh didn't think we'd make it, did ya? To the Police Academy, please - not the movie, the academy. I gotta voice over some lousy video game. I have to regroup from a wedgie! Someone's been editing my biography... Help! You have any idea who's driving his vehicle? Snake: Hand over your wallet.Homer: You don't frighten me! The episode was written by John Swartzwelder and directed by Mark Kirkland. What are you looking at? Can you take me to the grocery store, they are having a sale on nutmeg. I'm judge, jury and executioner. - Ross Perot I'm judging an inmate talent contest. Moe's please! I hope the Kwik-E-Mart does not get robbed more than 4 times while I am driving around today. Drive me to the antiques store. If I'm late, he'll have me ELIMINATED...! Yay, I won something!! Thanks for riding with Bart Simpson Incorporated. (Forward!! Or maybe I'm just seeing double again, who knows? (dumpssnow on Homer). Well, it's all a lie. Take me home! Lord Vortech isone of the non-playable characters and the main antagonist ofLEGO Dimensions. Can you take me to the Krusty Burger, If I'm late they'll deep-fry my hand. Thank you for the adequate ride. Take me to the Stonecutters Lodge Please! Take me to Rancho Relaxo. City Hall please! Oh-ho, we'll meet again. Moe's Tavern please, I hear he's taking bets on the special olympics! Would somebody tell me what just happened? Thank you for your prompt service perhaps should do business in the future. (After hitting someone) He was probably a criminal. Funeral home please! tags: fool, happiness, jailbird, peace. Please take me to the hospital. May the angels protect me!! Extras. Bart Simpson after you drop me off, you go straight to school. I've had it with you people complaining about my "scary glowing buses"! BURP!!! Take me to the Dating Service, Willie's Lonely! There are mascots everywhere! Oh I sure hope I don't fall asleep on the wheel. Take me to the Happy Widow's Insurance Company? (slurred) TAKE ME HOME, I'M TOO DRUNK TO WALK!! How dare you clutter up the roadways with that piece of rubbish! I gotta post bail for my mom! All right, a sucker. Since we started, Bring it to us come back twice! Quick, take me to the Police Station! Listen carefully. Images of the Snake Jailbird voice actors from the Simpsons franchise. I need to make a puke pines I need bucks! He is known for his voice characterizations as a variety of characters in the animated sitcom The Simpsons (1989–present), which has included Moe Szyslak (replacing Christopher Collins after he left the show), Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (1990–2020), Chief Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Snake Jailbird, Carl Carlson and others. Will you take me to the music store? Professor Frink: (Floats around and a jet on the back of his car falls off)Glavin, Glavin, mulhavin-glavin! Silly Person. Please take me to the collection agency and do not us be right! Er, excuse me, I think you're going the wrong way. It was in your glove compartment.Mr. I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T--- I mean S-M-A-R-T! Hey, hey! Mmmm, If I'd known you'd be this slow, I would've walk. Groundskeeper Willie: (Drives up in tractor with Willy painted on it and does a wheelie) Get ready forsome big Willie style! Can't this landlubber machine go any faster? Just get me out of here, no questions, alright?? Can ye take me to the Frying Dutchman? Related: 10 Quotes From Futurama That Are Still Hilarious Today. Homer Simpson: (Car Built For Homer is on a showcase, laughter is heard in thebackground) The sticker price is $82,000!? I have to revote my license! I need a Jew's Harp! (laughs). That ride knocked a kidney stone loose! CANYONERO!!! Awesome man. They take antioxidants and extract of cactus instead.-- Charles Krauthammer . BUT I'LL CRY NOW!!! Who's wearing the cat's pajamas now? I can't approve of your recklessness, but we got here fast. I got myself a bed! I'll pay handsomely. Take me to the Pawn Shop dude! Take me to the church, Willie's got a lot of repenting to do. (After hitting someone) Good thing I'm a cop or I'll be in real trouble. Plow. ), Tengo mucha hambre, mi perro se comió toda mi comida. ; Catchphrase: "Vote Quimby! Barney Gumble: (The truck has a bunch of snow in the back and Homer isstanding behind the truck) Whoa, its my turn to drive already??! Dating Service please! The meter has been running since I saw you! What?? *Whistles* I don't think you know where you're going. GET IN, and help yerself to the lawn clippins! Directed by Chris Clements, Mike B. Anderson. You're the worst driver since Fanny Brite!. Ned Flanders: (Drives into a holy light) Ned Flanders at your ser-diddly-ervice. Aww, don’t take my badge! We're fast some knowledge and suching a weights! Homer Simpson: Boy, remember when daddy told you about being responsible & showing up to work on time? ... What was it???? You may want to make it your “Homer page.” Thanks to the diligent work of some “Simpsons” obsessives, there’s now a search engine for every … MATLOCK!! The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles tri... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Milhouse! That gives me an idea. Copy Jalopy please! Simpson House please' I've got some looting to dude. I don't feel so good. You never seen a clown car before? You want the Transit system back? I'd like to tell you where I'm going, but then I'd have to kill ya. I should have no problem finding a lady. Hi Lisa! Time to make some cold hard cash! (You are a good chaffeur. Hey, You're going the wrong way you verkakte jerk. To the Legitimate Businessman's Club please! Normally, I would never ride in a vehicle, that is so hostile to the environment. (Snake shoots Marge)Homer: Or my--Marge: Shut up! Alright would you take me to the Library! Oh, Gil's gonna sue...I'm going to be on easy street. The Alcoholic: In Italy, his picture illustrates "Drinko Drivo". Well, sure, Neddy, that wasn't so bad, was it? Alright take me to the Tattoo Parlor dude. Hey, Take me to The Happy Sumo! Radio Active Man is in. Clancy Wiggum: Freeze, hairball! If you took me to the church, I'll be the happiest Christian of the world! Take me to the Burlesque House and step on it, I'm not getting any younger! Barney Gumble: Oh, the world's gone crazy! Did I hit all or some? Are you kidnapping me? I need to go to my workstation. Please take me home, and... refrain from mocking me...! We'll meet again, my friend. Take me to the stream by the plant! ), Ay yi yi, ¿por qué es tan cruel el mundo? Another set of irradiated passengers. Lisa Simpson as soon as you're done here, get back to school pronto. Millions of children watch my show! That was so slow I'm going to have my bodyguard beat you severely! Woo-hoo! Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (play /əˈpuː nəˌhɑːsəˌpiːməˈpɛtəlɒn/) is a character in the animated television series The Simpsons. You'll get eaten alive out in the streets of Glasgow. And another one joins the (ahem) Kingdom of Heaven... Don't worry friend, you're riding with the Lord now. Take me to the Courthouse! Take me home, it's tiring being so righteous all the time. Sorry about the stink. City Hall on the double! I'm so tired from all this rushing around. NO, not my pants, the CAR! Plow, that'smy name, that name again is Mr. Take me to the Girl School please! "; Corrupt Politician: A massively over-the-top example.In fact, the mayoral motto is Corruptus in Extremis (and the eagle clutches a wad of cash and a martini glass). Please take me to Area 51-A and NO, I do NOT know where they keep the flying saucers. You got to be kidding me. In the 19th century they took snake oil. Your speediness will be rewarded in the next life. Next time, I'll take the bus. Would you drive me to the Collection Agency! (nervous) Oh! He is unlocked upon building Springfield Penitentiary. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 2, 1991. Can you take me to my shack, I need some Willie time. (at therapy)Apu: He used to rob me two, three times a week. Scram! Eventually, Snake Jailbird tells him that the Cola trucks are registered at the Museum. (laughs) Now shut up and drive! Groww! you should be in cannonball run. I've got to investigate some uh... regular... happenings. Although I'm morally opposed to the use of fossil fuels, I really need a lift. You're looking as fat and lazy as ever! Don't have a cow, man. I'm just getting warmed up. Can ye take me to Skinners? Hello HOMER in need of some salvation today are we? (chuckles). Photos of the The Simpsons Ride (Attraction) voice actors. Hello There! Snake. Mrs. Simpson your arrival is most timely! Listen carefully. I hope you asphyxiate on your exhaust fumes and die a horrible death. Homer Simpson: (Mr. It was like I was cryogenically frozen without the heartbeat and the ceasing of the aging process gah-hoy. Stay out from drugs, stay in school, yada-yada-yada! That was so fast, take this jerky as a tip. Well well well, if it isn't Mister Fire And Brimstone himself. (I'm very hungry my dog ate all my food. Thank you for taking me where I needed to go. What?? Soap box racers. Moe will bribe anyone. Bart Simpson: Homer, that's America to me. The strangers give me candy! I love puppies. That was a superb trip, drop by my office and I'll give you the key to the city. These mashugana drivers are VERKAKTE!! Can you take me somewhere... That Oh, I forgot where I need to go. Ever since 1990, Hank Azaria has voiced many secondary characters from The Simpsons, including miserable, suicidal Jerkass bartender Moe Szyslak; Valley Boy career criminal Snake Jailbird; fat, incompetent town cop Chief Clancy Wiggum; and Indian1 Kwik-E-Mart clerk Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, the Sarcastic Middle Aged Clerk2, and others. Watch where you're going, you brain-dead moron! Cops don't have a lot ... You must find the jade monkey before the next full moon. And you've got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food.” Huh. Take me to the Gilded Truffle, I feel like beating up swells. I went out in my yard and saw a snake, so I got really scared, and I came back inside to get a shovel, and beat the hell out of that snake. Bart Simpson style! Snake Jailbird and Lara Croft meet under uncommon circumstances. Quotes tagged as "jailbird" Showing 1-6 of 6 “I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I have brought disgrace upon my entire clan! I'll tell you where I'm going, but then I'd have to kill ya. ALRIGHT! Snake Jailbird and Lara Croft meet under uncommon circumstances. What are you trying to prove with this crazy driving? Take me to the Airport? "The War of the Simpsons" is the twentieth episode of The Simpsons' second season. Please take me to my store, and make it quick! Dude take me to the Burn's Mansion he's loaded! I'm on a Mission for Fission! Aztec Theatre please! Alright thousands! I would not have flagged you down had I known of your slowness! Grocery store please, another microwave meal for one for dinner. Behold: Gravity in action! There's a documentary on tv about the electoral college! ThetrueMrX1985 Jul 25, 2020. This is way better than driving those stupid kids. Images of the Snake Jailbird voice actors from the Simpsons franchise. May the Good Lord forgive you, BECAUSE I WON'T!!! Stop the car or I'll punch you in the neck! You're the best driver I've ever seen. Send that wretched contraption to the landfill and ride my bus. I do not have dirty magazines with me but you can pick them up at the store anytime. I couldn't have been happier with how that went. Can they make it through some tough situations to a brighter future? Lucky for you I didn't answer that 911 call. (laughs) Spring Zoning! Voiced most times by Hank Azaria. Jailbird Quotes. Any chance of a bathroom break?Chief Wiggum: Thanks a lot jail bird. Clickable Simpsons Quotes. What do you think the good Lord alone kept this face smiling? I want to go to the box-factory. Official police business. The Aztec Theatre please! A little to the left... aah, that's the stuff. He's make me hose off his mother! Yuck! Ah, steady customer! I need to go home please! Krusty The Clown! (While playing Earthland Realms)Apu: That Cobra King over there is actually Snake.Snake: The prison guards think I'm getting my online law degree. Apu and Bart make their way there, and witness Kang and Kodos devising a scheme to sell laser guns in Squidport and drive everyone in Springfield insane. Boy, the things that those dogs know. They stole our uniforms guns and tazers!Snake: (in a police uniform) Ohhhhh, Fry piggy. Uh, can you take me the girl school! Take me to the Duff Brewery! Millhouse are you supposed to be out here? So much to learn so little public funding! Hey you're the slowpoke SLOWPOKE! Those three-eyed fish make mmm mmm GOOD eating! I'm late for my sentencing! I've got some thick books for killing rats! Not too fast, not too slow, just right! (And make some money on the side!). Get that rid of the rattle-trap out of my sight! I am very allergic to my suit), ¿Por qué usted está conduciendo en la dirección equivocada? Jailbird Quotes Showing 1-30 of 54 “You can't just eat good food. Huh. (. Whoa! I'm a little dizzy from the anaesthetic. Discover and share People Are Snakes Quotes. Can you name the truck with four wheel drive? Use a pen, Sideshow Bob! Superior technology brings superior results. Explore 84 Snakes Quotes by authors including Ross Perot, Nicolas Cage, and Elizabeth Warren at BrainyQuote. Take me to the Airport. Take me to the Sci-Fi Convenction before exciting has been reported! See you later. #Snakes #Oil #People. (charges tazer)Chief Wiggum: No, no -- no don't -- aargh! Take me to the Flanders House, I promised I'd bless his potato salad! Otto Mann: (Drives around knocking down some cones) Alright! Next time I'll do better, I promise. Time to spread the word of God! Thank you. Time's a-wasting! I have to deliver a warrant. How dare you! But, what the heck? Homer loves the presoup! I shopping for some Brass Knuckles! That was the happiest day of my life. (Homer is outside and has painted 'Homer 4 Hire' on his car) What do you think?Marge Simpson: (Lisa is shaking her head) Hrmmm.Bart Simpson: (breaking the fourth wall) Just get to the game already!Homer Simpson: (starts his car) Woohoo! Mother needs some sponge bath. I love the smell of gasoline in the morning. What part of "Get in" don't you understand? Finally, I thought we're never going to get here. Lovejoy's house, I want him to bless my new haircut. Men, that ride was over faster than Chevy Chase's talkshow. MAY YOU BURN IN HELL!!! Girlesque please! He is one of Mr. Burns' lawyers. Take me to the Murderhorn! Bummer dude, That was like, so totally slow. Welcome to VERKAKTE airlines!! He is often seen stealing things or using a gun. I don't to take that trip again anytime soon. I've just got Cable TV! Gary: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves.Snake: Uh, wallet inspector!Benjamin: Oh, here you go. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Oh Springfield Mission please! Springfield Mission please! Take me to the Music Store! Take Me To The Power Plant. I've four sermons in a funeral to give today. But, I'm in a teensy bit of a jam right now! This isn't the right way. )Everyone better stay out of my way! Willie's been cleanin' out tha PUKE bucket! I must admit, the smell of fresh air is much more pleasing than the odour of the hot dog machine. Steal my passengers, will you? A shiny new donkey for the man who brings me the head of Homer Simpson.... Well, thank you very much, Mr. Wh-what are you doing here? (laughs). Girlesque please! Please don't tell my manager you saw me, I'm supposed to be cleaning urinals at the Movie Theatre. Into Read Up on Safe Cracking! Hey, hey! He just stands there. Then take it! Take me to the Legitimate Businessman's Social Club, please. Snake: Guilty of being innocent! How do yo... That Cobra King over there is actually Snake. The comic book store please! I'd call for an ambulance, but those guys are jerks. Name the Simpsons characters ranked by number of words spoken across the series Milkshake Shop please! (Crowd laughs, Santa's Little Helper growls) Can you please take me to the Observatory! Mr Burns wants to see me in his office and right away! For example: "Once bitten by a snake, he is scared all his life at the mere sight of a rope." (loud whisper) You're going the wrong way! Maybe driving is not for you, huh? Can your chuckles, just shut up and drive! Take me to the Bowl-A-Rama. I need eliminated lot a reckless hare. Oh, why? Otto, where are the children? Snake is a Simpsons character who can make almost any line funny, thanks to his voice alone. Judge Snyder: You stand accused of giving hope to scrawny young men. That was fast, you ever consider working as a wheelman? You are the worst driver in this city, Vote Quimby. (Marge hums as Homer changes channels)Kent Brockman: (Kent Brockman is standing on camera) We're live infront of City Hall as joyless plutocrat Montgomery Burns is about to unveil his new line ofnuclear powered buses.Charles Montgomery Burns: (Mayor Quimby and Smithers flank him) Behold the Burns' atomicmegabus, faster, cheaper, and completely safe!Hans Moleman: (Hans Moleman is standing next to a nuclear bus, both areglowing) Please kill me.Marge Simpson: (Back to the Simpson's couch where the family is sittingwatching the TV) That poor man, I hope someone does kill him.Lisa Simpson: Those radioactive buses are a threat to the public health!Homer Simpson: Threat to public health, eh? Moe's Tavern, please. You're are very gracious indeed! You sure drive better than Seymour. Uh, please don't tell Homer, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Simpsons_Road_Rage/Quotes?oldid=934421. Low Expectations Dating Service. I think I could have walked here faster. An Indian Cab Driver! 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